Monday, May 08, 2006

"We're Gonna Make Our Dreams Come True"

Would you be willing to give up the credibility and respect you may have to carry someone else?

This is a reality in many situations at work, but one pair in particular stands out.

This pair is two men who are as thick as thieves. Mutt and Jeff. Laurel and Hardy. Abbott and Costello. Barnum & Bailey. Butch Cassidy & the Sundance Kid.

The reality....if they were women they would resemble Laverne & Shirley. Totally inept and goofy.

"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight! Schlemiel! Schlimazel! Hasenpfeffer Incorporated!"

In thinking about it, they actually physically resemble Lenny and Squiggy.

"On Your Mark, Get Set and Go Now"


Back to my story.

This pair has many things in common. Both are womanizers. Both are professional ass kissers. Both are all talk, no action. They are a joke in the company.

One has risen through the ranks much quicker than the other but the top guy can always be counted on to carry the lower up with him. WHY? Why would top guy destroy his reputation to carry the little guy? Especially one not worthy of such an effort.

Why do I watch Nick at Nite?

2 comments:

Captain Bee said...

"Would you be willing to give up the credibility and respect you may have to carry someone else?"

Never. Fuck them.

MsPinkSlip said...

That's been done. Not by me, but done by many.