Tagged

I promise I will have a new post soon, but in the meantime, I was tagged by Middle Manager so here goes:

Three people who make me laugh:

Kenny
My coworker/partner in crime who reads this blog
Any woman with huge fake boobs

Three things I can do:

Bullshit just about anyone
Detect bullshit
Function on minimal sleep

Three things I can’t do:

Fly the space shuttle
Drive a car with a manual transmission
Kiss ass

Three things I’m doing right now:

Watching tv
Trying to kill a fly
Breathing

Three things I want to do before I die:

Travel all over the world
Skydive
Win the lottery

Three things I hate the most:

Liars
Mushrooms
Diet soda

Three things that scare me:

Spiders
Losing my family
Big Brother not being renewed one of these years


Three things I don’t understand:

Child abuse
Animal abuse
Why I am not rich

Three skills I’d like to learn:

How to play craps
How to forgive (just kidding)
How to drive a manual transmission

Three ways to describe my personality:

Determined
Humorous
Vengeful

Three things I think you should listen to:

Me
Myself
I

Things you should never listen to:

The majority of my coworkers
The majority of my family
Religious fanatics

Three favorite foods:

Pizza
Hamburgers
Cookies

Three beverages I drink regularly:

Soda
Juice
Water

Three shows I watched as a kid:

Different strokes
The Brady Bunch
Name that Tune