If anyone ever takes up a collection for me, it should be for a gag.
While I can bullshit with the best of them, I also have a tendency to speak too much of the truth when tired, aggravated, or generally pissed off. Of course, this isn't a good thing most of the time.
Case in point was today. A coworker was talking about something that annoyed me. My reaction should have been "Who cares?"
That would have been too easy.
Instead, I shot off a sarcastic comment about a third party that, while evasive, was fairly cutting.
Not only do I feel like a complete ass, I also gave her something to think about with the comment.
So much for my cunning strategy.