Thursday, October 19, 2006

Is It Just Me?

Am I the only person who has coworkers who don't work?

I actually have coworkers who don't show up for work or are known to disappear for hours at a time. They leave the lights on in their office to create an appearance of being there. They complain about being so busy yet never do their jobs.

Aren't these the people who are supposed to be fired?

I wish I had the guts to put posters around the office like this......

MISSING! BIG REWARD!

DOB: 29 again
Missing: All the time
Sex: With everyone
Hair: Bad dye job
Eyes: Never open
Missing From: Work
Last Seen: Payday


The reward doesn't need to be money. I would settle for watching these slackers being escorted out of the building.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nice idea. I could use a few of those award posters.

Thinking Fool said...

Sounds like we work with the same person.

Chai said...

sounds like we all work with the same person(s).

Middle Manager said...

Yeah, I've worked with those people too! Never at their desks, never answers the phone, takes forever to get an email reply...

...hmmmmmmmmmm...

Random Musings Of My Life said...

AHHH oh and I love the ones (actually come to think of it I made a list of slacker things to do)
I love the people you work with who walk around like they are busy and if you spy long enough they have just moved quickly to another slakers desk to make lunch plans and talk about the weekend...
I hate people some times