This is completely off topic for me but I was so shocked I had to mention it. A friend and I were talking about the nastiest things we have found on the Internet. I am not talking about porn or beastiality here. These are things that are meant to be informative but are really more information that anyone needs to know.
Case in point, the Bristol Stool Scale. Who knew there are seven types of poop? Of course I couldn't mention this and not include the scale.
Nurses really don't earn enough money if they are expected to use the scale on their patients.
After this topic, anyone who reads my blog will be begging me to talk about my crazy workplace.
7 comments:
Wow. Thanks for the visual.
I really didn't need to see that.
Ha ha
You think thats bad? Check out puff the magic drangon on mine today.. friggin hell
I remember being in middle school and someone passing me a slip of paper that had the different kinds of poopy on it. I like those better than these:
The Ghost Poopy: The kind where you feel poopy come out, see poopy on the toilet paper, but there's no poopy in the bowl.
The "Gee I wish I could poopy" poop, but even after straining your guts out all you can do is sit on the toilet, cramped and farting.
The Wet Cheeks Poopy: Also known as the "Power Dump". That's the kind that comes out of your ass so fast that your butt cheeks get splashed with the toilet water.
The Corn Poopy: No explanation needed.
The Second Wave Poopy: This poop happens when you've finished, your pants are up to your knees, and you suddenly realize you have to poop some more.
The dangling poopy: Where you just sit there patiently and wait for the last cling-on to drop off because if you wipe now, it's going to smear all over the place.
Ha ha - its a great topic for my first visit to your blog. :)
lmao!
Yeah, I think there are more than 7 types. Surely those are broad categorizations.
Also notice how it's all the same shade of brown. I've changed enough diapers in my day to see a wide variety of colors down there.
Sorry, I think we've obviously passed over into TMI territory here.
Oh, I'd forgotten about the Ghost Poop! Thanks for reminding me, amanda!
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